Scarf Jokes

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

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Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.