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What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's?

Oh na na, what's my name

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

50 Cent Jokes More 50 Cent Jokes

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

Knit Jokes More Knit Jokes

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for Mother's Day?

G u knit

What's a pirates favorite thing to knit?

Scaaaaaarrves