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What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

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Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

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What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for Mother's Day?

G u knit

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)