What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

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What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.

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The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!