What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taken in in the morning!

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

Cough Jokes More Cough Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.