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What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

Cough Jokes More Cough Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm