April Sale - 20% Off

What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

Previous Random Joke Next
Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

Cough Jokes More Cough Jokes

What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

Cough* *cough*

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm