What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

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Why does everyone love cats?

They're purr-fect!

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

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What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

Cough* *cough*

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.