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What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

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What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

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What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.