What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

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Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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What is the best remedy for cough?

A laxative.

What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

Cough* *cough*