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What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

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Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

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Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.