What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

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Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible