Because if they didn't they'd fall over.
For being out standing in his field.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.
Go Outside
It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.
Because they're two tired
Understandabull
He's out standing in his field
A wind tunnel.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
Because he's always standing by The Edge.
It was out standing in its field!
You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.
Because its two tyred
His vision was based on movements.
Fix It Again Tony
Because you need to be 21 to get in.
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
The earth revolves around me.
Stand up!
He wanted to be on time.
You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's
Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.
You never know when she'll Let it Go.
BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
Benoit B. Mandelbrot
For the watch
Ask them what OP stands for.
Annette.
Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.
Mental Abuse To Humans
Because she was out standing in her field.
Someone who is out-standing in his field!
A stand up guy
It's two tired.
None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.
He was always out standing.
I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.
Because it's two-tired
A receding hare line!
He couldn't stand all the racket!
She couldn't stand making Kermitments
Don't stand so close to me.
Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees
It was too tired.
Benot B. Mandelbrot
They are out standing in their field.
Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!
They can not stand stakes!
He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.
Because he was out standing in his field.
None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend
It was too tired...
Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.
A stand up driver.
They can't stand a Nickleback!
Some nights, I don't know.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
They're two-tired.
Wade
OC A receeding Herr line.
Make me one with everything.
Head Russian...
Cuatros Cincos
Because it was too tired.
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.
I'm staunchly pro-volone.
Stand it on four bricks!
Put an apple on your head & stand still he'll Tell you.
A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
I personally can't stand 5K's
Reelection.
He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.
At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"
Unbereavable.
Because the captain stood on the deck.
Because Noah was standing on the deck!
You stay here, I'll go on a head.
But we would never know because he couldn't stand up
He was a ghoulsnif fer.
Mandarin Service Guaranteed.
Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it
Because it was two-tired.
A receding hare line.
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!
It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*
Lickin Lips
On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.
He thought he might get a kick out of it!
A wind tunnel!
On duty
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
A roamin' numeral.
Cher!
If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.
So you can tell them from flamingos!
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
They want to catch the last goal-post!
Sprint
Fast food
He nuts and bolts
He nuts and bolts.
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.
He wanted to make some doe!
Someone didn't pull it out in time.
Time
