The real joke is always in the comments!
None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!
They stand on their mesqui-toes!
Because the thread has been locked by a moderator
An elevator has a GF
Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Answer in comments.
