The real joke is always in the comments!
Antique machinery
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
Zero. Somebody already did it.
Because there is a lot of reposting to do.
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.
Look for the comments that just say "huh "