The real joke is always in the comments!
Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.
On duty
The brick will eventually get laid.
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His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
They are both generators (jenner-rater)