The real joke is always in the comments!
A redditor
Wow, this blew up!
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
Removed
Repost
From a well, actually
OC
Give me the gif of it.
Because loves digging up the past.
Voat manipulation.
Ripostes them
M'alaydy
Because the thread has been locked by a moderator
Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
About 8000
As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.
By how often he ripostes.
RIP in box
Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.
To boost his link karma!
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I'm just gonna leave this here.
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.
He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.
Because there is a lot of reposting to do.
Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.
Zero. Somebody already did it.
Fedora the explorer.
Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.
They can never get further than the tip!
To the PAO Camp.
It was the Wong choice
BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
Ask them what OP stands for.
Oh, you're a redditor?
Because they always *tip*.
Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?
A redditor.
M'genta
Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.
Fedora Linux!
I'll tell you tomorrow.
It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.
During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
He re-posts it.
Because we're too afraid to go outside
They can't stand a Nickleback!
Upvote!
Don't worry, he'll tell you
They're used to dealing with ripostes.
They'll tell you.
Gifs.
Eggs get laid.
The Game
Eggs get laid only once
To bask in social approval.
What is a pirate's favourite letter
He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!
They see his AMA and turn off the computer.
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
Copy pasta! I'm so sorry
They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.
The Snoobaru.
About four.
Eggs get laid at least once.
Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.
Click Here(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ou62j/howdoyoukeeparedditorbusyforhours/)
The Hydraulic Press
Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
All of them.
Karma. (Please forgive me)
Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.
You call in a redditor.
The brick will eventually get laid.
An elevator has a GF
Because they always riposte.
Tips waitress*
There was a lot of reposting to do
A meme-oir
TL;DR
I don't know, check the post above me.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Yes.
Virgin Mobile
He looks for the punchline
Redditors.
To recycle a joke from the other side.
A Redditor.
An egg gets laid
Seven.
A what?
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
They both slowly remove clogs.
Mandarin Service Guaranteed.
Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!
Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
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Back on crack
Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke
Add 24 carrots
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
TLDR
