Repost
From a well, actually
Give me the gif of it.
Ripostes them
M'alaydy
Because the thread has been locked by a moderator
As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.
By how often he ripostes.
Because there is a lot of reposting to do.
Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.
BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
Ask them what OP stands for.
A redditor.
Fedora Linux!
During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.
He re-posts it.
Because we're too afraid to go outside
They can't stand a Nickleback!
Don't worry, he'll tell you
They're used to dealing with ripostes.
They'll tell you.
Gifs.
The Game
Eggs get laid only once
He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!
Copy pasta! I'm so sorry
Eggs get laid at least once.
Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.
Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.
An elevator has a GF
Because they always riposte.
There was a lot of reposting to do
A meme-oir
TL;DR
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
An egg gets laid
Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.
Gotta go fast!
Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Liars
Because he had a crook in his neck.
Burglarize
Neither one knows how to whistle!
He says "I'm not a sales guy".
She'll tell you
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
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