The real joke is always in the comments!
A redditor
Wow, this blew up!
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
Repost
From a well, actually
OC
Give me the gif of it.
Ripostes them
M'alaydy
Because the thread has been locked by a moderator
Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.
By how often he ripostes.
To boost his link karma!
Deleted
I'm just gonna leave this here.
Because there is a lot of reposting to do.
Removed
Zero. Somebody already did it.
Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.
To the PAO Camp.
It was the Wong choice
BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
Ask them what OP stands for.
Because they always *tip*.
A redditor.
Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.
Fedora Linux!
I'll tell you tomorrow.
During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
He re-posts it.
Because we're too afraid to go outside
They can't stand a Nickleback!
Upvote!
Don't worry, he'll tell you
They're used to dealing with ripostes.
They'll tell you.
Gifs.
Eggs get laid.
The Game
Eggs get laid only once
To bask in social approval.
What is a pirate's favourite letter
He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!
They see his AMA and turn off the computer.
Copy pasta! I'm so sorry
They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.
About four.
Eggs get laid at least once.
Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.
The Hydraulic Press
Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
All of them.
Karma. (Please forgive me)
Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.
You call in a redditor.
The brick will eventually get laid.
An elevator has a GF
Because they always riposte.
There was a lot of reposting to do
A meme-oir
TL;DR
I don't know, check the post above me.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Virgin Mobile
He looks for the punchline
Redditors.
To recycle a joke from the other side.
An egg gets laid
He's a keeper
Because it was too tired.
They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV
Blowing Swallowing Gargeling
I don't know they were speaking Spanish.
Because he's not apparent.
He has claw marks on his forehead.
Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.
They both slowly remove clogs.
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
The lumberjack has a job.
If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.
And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.
I herd.
Cause they would quack up.
