The real joke is always in the comments!
A redditor
Wow, this blew up!
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
Repost
From a well, actually
OC
Give me the gif of it.
Ripostes them
M'alaydy
Because the thread has been locked by a moderator
Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.
By how often he ripostes.
RIP in box
To boost his link karma!
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I'm just gonna leave this here.
Because there is a lot of reposting to do.
Removed
Zero. Somebody already did it.
Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.
They can never get further than the tip!
To the PAO Camp.
It was the Wong choice
BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
Ask them what OP stands for.
Because they always *tip*.
A redditor.
Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.
Fedora Linux!
I'll tell you tomorrow.
During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
He re-posts it.
Because we're too afraid to go outside
They can't stand a Nickleback!
Upvote!
Don't worry, he'll tell you
They're used to dealing with ripostes.
They'll tell you.
Gifs.
Eggs get laid.
The Game
Eggs get laid only once
To bask in social approval.
What is a pirate's favourite letter
He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!
They see his AMA and turn off the computer.
Copy pasta! I'm so sorry
They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.
About four.
Eggs get laid at least once.
Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.
The Hydraulic Press
Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
All of them.
Karma. (Please forgive me)
Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.
You call in a redditor.
The brick will eventually get laid.
An elevator has a GF
Because they always riposte.
There was a lot of reposting to do
A meme-oir
TL;DR
I don't know, check the post above me.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Virgin Mobile
He looks for the punchline
Redditors.
To recycle a joke from the other side.
An egg gets laid
You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.
Names!
Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
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A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.
She was having contractions.
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.
Because they're raster graphic images.
Because it won't even give you the time of day.
Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day
Logs on to Wikipedia*
Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)
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