Where does a redditor get most of his news from?

The Hydraulic Press

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What did the moderator say to the redditor?

Deleted

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

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Where does a redditor get most of his news from?

The Hydraulic Press

What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press?

File compression