Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

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What do you call an Egyptian sun god with a Colombian accent?

ShakiRA

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.