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Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

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Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

What do you call an Egyptian bone-setter?

Cairo-practor.

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common