Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.