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Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

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What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.