What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

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Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.