What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

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What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

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Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

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Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon