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What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

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What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

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Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common