What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

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What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

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How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.