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What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

Lol

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What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

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Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.