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What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

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What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.