What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

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What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

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What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff