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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What are we going to do when we see it?

She asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

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What do you call an Egyptian sun god with a Colombian accent?

ShakiRA

What do you call a rare Egyptian King?

King Nottocommon

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What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What do you do if you see a space man?

Park your car man.

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What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.