What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

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Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

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Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What do you do if you see a space man?

Park your car man.

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.