What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

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Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

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To get to the school yard.

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ANKH ANKH!!

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A Cairopractor!

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

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Park your car man.

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"