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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What's up?

Not Egyptian Air

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What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

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What do you do if you see a space man?

Park your car man.

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

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What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.