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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

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Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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What's up?

Not Egyptian Air

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

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What do you do if you see a space man?

Park your car man.

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"