How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......