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How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile.