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How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

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Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance