How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

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What is that famous Raider saying?

Next season!!! Hater nation!!!

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

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What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What's another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses