How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

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What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

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How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?

With a hare dryer!

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

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What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

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What's another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.