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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

To help with the cavity searches

What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

Santa Elf Jokes More Santa Elf Jokes

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What's another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses