How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

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What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus.

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

How many seasons are there in a dogs life?

Just one the moulting season!

Santa Elf Jokes More Santa Elf Jokes

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.