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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

What makes eggs so athletic?

They go ovary and above.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital?

Albunny New York!

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What is that famous Raider saying?

Next season!!! Hater nation!!!

How many seasons are there in a dogs life?

Just one the moulting season!

Santa Elf Jokes More Santa Elf Jokes

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.