How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital?

Albunny New York!

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

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What is that famous Raider saying?

Next season!!! Hater nation!!!

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.