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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What is that famous Raider saying?

Next season!!! Hater nation!!!

Santa Elf Jokes More Santa Elf Jokes

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.