What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does a fallopian tube take its eggs?

Ovaries Z)

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Who's there! Amanda! Amanda who?

Amanda the table!

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything