What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.