What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

What do men and tile floors have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

What's wrong with a broken alphabetizer?

It's out of order.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"