What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea Rex

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)