Order Jokes

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

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What is the best food to order from Amazon?

I Love Pizza & You

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Whats BNAG?

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

What do you get when you order a JFK?

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

Your Age Is Only Math

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant?

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

How did the Italians lose WWII?

Why are you being so distant?

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

What does he order?

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Why were the twin towers sad?

Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

How much does wonton soup weigh?

How fast can you order a pizza?

How does Batman order his iced water?

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

What's the secret to a long life?

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Why are you taking so long to order?

Who ordered the farts?

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

What's wrong with a broken alphabetizer?

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...