Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.