Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Who is the most famous cow in France?

Albert Camoo

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.