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Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.