Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

France Jokes More France Jokes

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!