Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

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What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?

Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!