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Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

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Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.