Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

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How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.