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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

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What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

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How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

Removed

Why were the mountain climber's parents disappointed in him?

He was always high! (I'm sorry)

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What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

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What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

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What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

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Who clicks on ads?

I do To report them.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'