Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

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Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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Cus they are always stuffed.

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Flappaccinos.

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He had to start from scratch.

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He Reddit.

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They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

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Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

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Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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You add 24 carrots.

What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'