24 Carrot Jokes

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

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He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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