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Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

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Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What does Michael Vick do in a plane?

Have a dog fight.

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How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.