They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
A mocking bird!
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
Shedding season
Because they're always Stalin
Cus they are always stuffed.
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.
Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.