Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

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What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

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What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

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What was the last pizza the twin towers had?

A plane one.

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

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Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Why were the mountain climber's parents disappointed in him?

He was always high! (I'm sorry)