They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
Half a cat.
Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.
People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.
Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.
9/11
Because 9/11 was an inside dog.
9" 11
Most people miss the twin towers.
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
