Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

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Why is Russian the most dangerous language to learn?

Because it's Russki.

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke

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What would albert einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!