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Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

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Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

Why must judges learn to spell well?

They must follow the letter of the law.

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Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

What would Albert Einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know