Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

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Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

What would Albert Einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know