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Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.