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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

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How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!