What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

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How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!