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What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

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What is every blonde's ambition?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.