What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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How did the Endorian get to school every day?

Ewok'd.

Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

Because they can't spell "read it".

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!