What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

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What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

How many elves does a German santa have?

Elf.

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Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!