So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."
Leave my presents
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Because they are always a little behind
The Elfabet!
Santa Claws
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!
Claustrophobic
He felt his presents.
North Pole-land
Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
Sleigh-er
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
Elf and safety
Because Santa came early this year.
Because they have a claus in their contract.
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
He's egg-nog-stic
In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.
Because it'd Krampus style.
He lost his SANTAty
He knows where the naughty girls live.
Santa.
He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.
His wife made sure he only came once a year.
Subordinate clauses....
He "sleighs" them.
Claus-trophobic.
An eggnogstic
Sleigher
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.
The Elf and Saftey Executive.
Sleigher.
A subordinate clause
So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!
They both steal cookies)
A crisp Pringle
Because of Santa and his Raindeer.
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
He sold his soul to Santa.
Hoe, hoe, hoe.
Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)
North Poleish
Santa stops after three ho's.
Slayer.
WRAP MUSIC!
Hoe hoe hoe!
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
Subordinate Clauses
Claustrophobic!
Because he had low elf esteem.
Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)
You can sense his presents.
Some people actually believe santa exist.
He has a no-trade Claus
Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him
A subordinate Clause.
Because he had low ELFesteem
A dependent Claus.
Because Santa came early!
Kohl's.
A rebel without a Claus.
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!
No woman wears the same attire every year.
Santa stops at three Ho's
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
A scale letrix!
Claustrophobia!
Santa walking backwards.
The mall is hiring new Santas.
A Giving Christmas Tree
Rude"olph
Sleighs 'em
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
A cold.
They stay with 3 ho's
A Holly Davidson!
Ask your dad.
Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide
I told you it would rain, dear.
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
A lost clause.
OH OH NO!
Santa isn't real.
Subordinate Clauses.
He wanted to have some stage presents.
Looks like rein dear.
Pigs don't have red noses.
He gets claustrophobic!
Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.
Tally hohoho!
Santa stops at 3 ho's
In a snowbank.
Abort mission!
Portu-geese!
He wanted a law-suit
Because they both "practice" their professions.
A pigment of your imagination.
You aren't naked in my bed.
High ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Annette.
Because apparently I make out like a bandit.
Who knows - maybe they're picklish!
Santa stops at 3 ho's.
Tiger Woods has a better driver
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
You can feel his presents...
