So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."
Leave my presents
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Because they are always a little behind
The Elfabet!
In his nutsack...
Santa Claws
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!
Claustrophobic
He felt his presents.
North Pole-land
Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
Sleigh-er
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
Elf and safety
Because Santa came early this year.
Because they have a claus in their contract.
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
He's egg-nog-stic
In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.
Because it'd Krampus style.
He lost his SANTAty
He knows where the naughty girls live.
Santa.
He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.
His wife made sure he only came once a year.
The North Pole
Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!
Subordinate clauses....
He "sleighs" them.
Claus-trophobic.
An eggnogstic
Sleigher
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.
The Elf and Saftey Executive.
Sleigher.
A subordinate clause
So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!
They both steal cookies)
A crisp Pringle
Because of Santa and his Raindeer.
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
He sold his soul to Santa.
Hoe, hoe, hoe.
Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)
North Poleish
Santa stops after three ho's.
A white Christmas.
Diabetes
Slayer.
They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
WRAP MUSIC!
Hoe hoe hoe!
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
Subordinate Clauses
Claustrophobic!
Because three hos are better than one!
Because he had low elf esteem.
Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)
You can sense his presents.
Some people actually believe santa exist.
He has a no-trade Claus
Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him
A subordinate Clause.
Because he had low ELFesteem
A dependent Claus.
Because Santa came early!
Kohl's.
A rebel without a Claus.
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!
No woman wears the same attire every year.
Santa stops at three Ho's
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
A scale letrix!
Claustrophobia!
ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!
Santa walking backwards.
The mall is hiring new Santas.
A Giving Christmas Tree
Rude"olph
Sleighs 'em
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what
A cold.
They stay with 3 ho's
A Holly Davidson!
Ask your dad.
Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide
I told you it would rain, dear.
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
A lost clause.
OH OH NO!
Santa isn't real.
Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.
Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.
An oxymoron.
An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.
A PDFile.
Only one if you run him through slowly!
You cry when you cut up an onion.
The living room
A sandwich.
KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.
He just wasn't really Inuit...
A pigment of your imagination.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Ho, ho, ho!
