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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

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Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

A surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river