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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

What was the #1 summer blockbuster, according to Cat Fancy magazine?

Mad Manx: Furry Road

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river