How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.