How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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What's the most popular Russian streaming service?

Nyetflix

What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.