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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

Russian

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

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What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.