How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

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Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river