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What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

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When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

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What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.