What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

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What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

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Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

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Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few