What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

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What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?

You get a solid-state frizzicist.

How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few