What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

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Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

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What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?

You get a solid-state frizzicist.

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him