What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

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What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

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What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.