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What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.