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Einstein Jokes

How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?

You get a solid-state frizzicist.

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.