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What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

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How do gingers make friends?

No seriously, im getting lonely.

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

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What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.