What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

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How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

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How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

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What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.