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What do you call a half native pirate?

Metis

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What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros?

An abomination.

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What do you call a half native pirate?

Metis