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How do you tie two half ducks together?

With ducktape!!

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Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

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How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

How do you tie two half ducks together?

With ducktape!!