How do you tie two half ducks together?

With ducktape!!

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What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

How do you tie two half ducks together?

With ducktape!!