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How do you tie two half ducks together?

With ducktape!!

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Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A Native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare Native American artifact.

Ducktape Jokes More Ducktape Jokes

How do you tie two half ducks together?

With ducktape!!

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired