How do you tie two half ducks together?

With ducktape!!

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What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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What is half the diameter of a radish?

The radiush.

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Half a puppy... I'm sorry

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

How do you tie two half ducks together?

With ducktape!!