How do you tie two half ducks together?

With ducktape!!

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

How do you tie two half ducks together?

With ducktape!!