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What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay?

A dairy potter.

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Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

What would make Batman really salty?

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What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

What is the highest point in Israel?

Mountain Dew.