What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

What's Malcolm X's favorite Mountain Dew flavour?

White-out.