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What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown-chicken-brown-coooow

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What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

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What is the highest point in Israel?

Mountain Dew.

What's Malcolm X's favorite Mountain Dew flavour?

White-out.