Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

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Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review?

Too many plot holes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.