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Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

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Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

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Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.