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Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Einstein Jokes More Einstein Jokes

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.