Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

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What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!