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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

Through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Mistress Jokes More Mistress Jokes

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

Einstein Jokes More Einstein Jokes

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?

You get a solid-state frizzicist.

Anticipate Jokes More Anticipate Jokes

Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement