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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

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What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

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Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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The one with the smaller mu.

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They sue Kabul Yacht.

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Spit, swallow, gargle.

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I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

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He only had Ein Stein

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.