Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits

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What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

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What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

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What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

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What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement