How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

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Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

Where's my credit card?

Son of a..