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How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

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What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!