How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

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Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

Why do warriors make bad business men?

They charge too much!

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic