How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

Stop with the cheesey jokes!

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

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What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Why wasn't meek mills phone working?

Because it wasn't "charged up"

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How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo