How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card