200 Pound Jokes

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

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How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

Average Person Jokes More Average Person Jokes

Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

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What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

What is a feminists least favourite subject at school?

Triggernometry.

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

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Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.