Quidditching
When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
It got stuck in a crack.
He force quit.
Stop paying the bill.
You Sioux them.
He stopped making cents.
We stopped Germany.
Bet on it.
Play the national anthem
When hunger strikes.
Because he was sick of chainmail.
Because I always get weird stairs
A jet engine stops whining after it lands
Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish
A really strong gust of wind.
Conductor
I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.
Stop being so closed off.
Take away it's credit cards.
Because it was two-tiered.
Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.
Gingers
You unplug it!
By tying a knot on its tail.
It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.
Batvirus (stolen joke xD)
Because 36 would be too many.
Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!
Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.
It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.
Because Demeter stopped working.
They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
STOP RESISTING!!!
Use some antioxidants
Because they had a point
Santa stops at three Hos.
So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.
To stop it from falling out.
It just ran out of juice.
Don't Stop Bereavin'
Stop cracking your NaCles.
Take their little stones and brooms away!
Eventually, Marty Mcfly stopped going back to 1985.
Babies grow up and stop crying
A joggernaut.
Stop being so elfish, Karen!
Take away its USB cable.
Sushi bars and stop signs.
Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke
Because the subject is still to immature.
Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.
Because it was out of tuna.
He couldn't stop.
Because it was two tired.
You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.
Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.
Go for the juggler
Malteasers
Hebrewed his own
The floor
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
There was a face off in the corner.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
So they know where to stop shaving.
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
He didn't see a porpoise...
Forest gunk.
You take away its credit card
He won't stop banging at the door.
They both stop working properly when you open windows.
Because they weren't getting a square meal.
Stop using Chex as a weapon!
Because lions only understand.rars
A bus driver can't change his stops.
Stop fallowing me!
I'll stop the world and meld with you!
The engine stops whining after the plane lands.
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
A pitchfork
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Minnow-pause
Slow down and use some lubricant.
They went on strike!
A.) Because red means Stop.
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
So they know where to stop shaving
Winterfell and it can't get up.
Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin
Because red means stop.
He stopped believing in stereotypes.
Stop "Russian"
I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Because it saw the zebra crossing.
Claude!
Bob
A wizard is never late.
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Through Frodo-synthesis.
Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
Second gear.
It's near-humerus.
Pupil: Stop taking baths
Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.
You want a piece of me!
The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
Amphibiana Jones.
Because she ran away from the ball.
