He got AIIIIIDS.
To stop getting confused as feminists
Quidditching
When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
It got stuck in a crack.
He force quit.
Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down
Stop paying the bill.
You Sioux them.
The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
They ran out of juice!
He stopped making cents.
We stopped Germany.
Bet on it.
Play the national anthem
Sing the nation anthem they will sit down
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
She told people to stop patronizing her.
When hunger strikes.
Because he was sick of chainmail.
Because I always get weird stairs
I stopped butchering goats.
A jet engine stops whining after it lands
Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish
A really strong gust of wind.
A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.
Conductor
I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.
Stop being so closed off.
Because they all joined
Have a successful dentistry practise.
Take away it's credit cards.
Because it was two-tiered.
They won't stop to ask for directions.
Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.
Gingers
You unplug it!
By tying a knot on its tail.
It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.
Batvirus (stolen joke xD)
Because 36 would be too many.
Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!
Ask Subban from the Hans to find out
Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.
It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.
Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.
Because Demeter stopped working.
They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
STOP RESISTING!!!
Use some antioxidants
Because they had a point
One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.
You stop milking a cow after 150 years.
So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.
To stop it from falling out.
Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination
It just ran out of juice.
Don't Stop Bereavin'
Stop cracking your NaCles.
Take their little stones and brooms away!
Earthquakes stop shaking
The new softcap limits
Eventually, Marty Mcfly stopped going back to 1985.
Babies grow up and stop crying
A joggernaut.
He writes scary stories.
Stop being so elfish, Karen!
Take away its USB cable.
Sushi bars and stop signs.
Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke
Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.
Because the subject is still to immature.
Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.
Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!
Because it was out of tuna.
He couldn't stop.
Because it was two tired.
You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.
Go for the juggler
Malteasers
Hebrewed his own
The floor
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
There was a face off in the corner.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
So they know where to stop shaving.
Stopping it with a shovel.
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
He didn't see a porpoise...
Slow down and grab some lube!!
Forest gunk.
Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.
You take away its credit card
Because they ran out of Natural Light
He won't stop banging at the door.
They both stop working properly when you open windows.
Because they weren't getting a square meal.
Because red means stop D
Stop using Chex as a weapon!
If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.
It runs against Hillary.
He stopped believing in stereotypes.
Eh.
Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
Madam President.
Pupil: Stop taking baths
Grandparents.
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Where's popcorn.
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
A bus driver can't change his stops.
He was too much of a bully!
Bully Jean is not my lover!
