He got AIIIIIDS.
To stop getting confused as feminists
Quidditching
Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.
When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
It got stuck in a crack.
Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
He force quit.
Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down
Stop paying the bill.
You Sioux them.
They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)
The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
They ran out of juice!
Take your combat boot off his head.
He stopped making cents.
We stopped Germany.
Bet on it.
Play the national anthem
Sing the nation anthem they will sit down
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
She told people to stop patronizing her.
So they know where to stop shaving.
When hunger strikes.
Because he was sick of chainmail.
Because I always get weird stairs
I stopped butchering goats.
A jet engine stops whining after it lands
Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish
A really strong gust of wind.
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.
Conductor
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.
Stop being so closed off.
Because they all joined
Have a successful dentistry practise.
Take away it's credit cards.
Because it was two-tiered.
They won't stop to ask for directions.
Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.
Gingers
You unplug it!
Seize their memes of production.
By tying a knot on its tail.
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
The steaks were getting too damn high.
It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.
Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)
The leaf, the rope stops the emo.
Batvirus (stolen joke xD)
Because 36 would be too many.
Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!
Ask Subban from the Hans to find out
Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.
It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.
Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.
Because Demeter stopped working.
They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
STOP RESISTING!!!
Use some antioxidants
Because they had a point
One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.
You stop milking a cow after 150 years.
So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.
To stop it from falling out.
Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination
It just ran out of juice.
Princess Diana can't stop either
Don't Stop Bereavin'
Stop cracking your NaCles.
Take their little stones and brooms away!
Earthquakes stop shaking
The new softcap limits
Eventually, Marty Mcfly stopped going back to 1985.
Babies grow up and stop crying
A joggernaut.
He writes scary stories.
Stop being so elfish, Karen!
Take away its USB cable.
Sushi bars and stop signs.
Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke
Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.
Stop, drop, and roll
Because the subject is still to immature.
Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.
Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.
Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!
Because it was out of tuna.
He couldn't stop.
Because it was two tired.
You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.
Go for the juggler
Malteasers
He was caught in the possession of small arms
Hebrewed his own
The floor
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
Because she refused to make a sandwich
Because everyone had equal rice.
Ehhhhhh!
An "A" frame...
Ly a second.
Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam
Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.
Ones a pant in the country the others a...
The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.
Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
Ah wait, i can't remember the rest
They saw it as a sign to pare.
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
Don't look I am changing
Don't look I'm changing
