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Fonzie Jokes

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

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What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

What's Fonzie's favorite indefinite article?

Ehhhhhh!

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

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Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters

F Jokes More F Jokes

Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist?

It had concavities...

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.