Fonzie Jokes

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

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What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

What's Fonzie's favorite indefinite article?

Ehhhhhh!

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

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What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What is a homeless man's favorite type of music?

House music

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!