Fonzie Jokes

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

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What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

What's Fonzie's favorite indefinite article?

Ehhhhhh!

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Fold Jokes More Fold Jokes

What's an accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.

Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match?

Because he will always fold.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.