Fonzie Jokes

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

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What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

What's Fonzie's favorite indefinite article?

Ehhhhhh!

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

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Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

What is the best way to hunt bear?

With your clothes off

F Jokes More F Jokes

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way".... (there's no effin' way)

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

Characters.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

Pa-jammins

Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.