His shirts get all winkly.
It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast
Chemtrails.
He got AIIIIIDS.
Throw in a load of laundry.
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.
Because they needed to be ad-dressed!
If you're a surfer and you're getting head.
Learning how to fold a map.