His shirts get all winkly.
He gets mourning wood.
Someone stole the book.
Ehhhhhh!
He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!
Their Linens
Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.
Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!
Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.
Strait out of cotton
Fold it in half!
They always fold.