His shirts get all winkly.
It ends.
You get Insta-Gram
Ehhhhhh!
He got AIIIIIDS.
On a clothes lion.
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
It takes 21 days to make a habit.
It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.
What's up, britches.
Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.
Fold it in half!