I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.
He joins AARP
It would've just been "mas".
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
You get repercussions
You get milk.
It was an explosive success
Udder destruction!
They Leave a Trail of Tears
They ketchup.
He stopped making cents.
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
Dank god
They went down the drain.
The doctor had to heal-ium.
Cher nob'll fall out.
It was Lufthansa plane
He went back to square one....
He became Sir Loin
He sat in his own pew.
I reddit.
You get kicked out of the petting zoo.
You owe them an anthrapology
He gets stoned.. Badum tsss
They Argon...
It gets toad away
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!
He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.
You get Halo-tosis.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
The plot thickens.
He was ill.
To be put out.
He suffered an elegiac reaction.
It staged a coup
An innocent bystumbler
The steaks are high
JUST ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!
He's born with Diss-lexia
Chemtrails.
Sorry, repost
You get a VHS tape.
An amber alert was issued
I don't know, I've never tri
They sue Kabul Yacht.
He became enlightened.
He fell on his ash.
You right a Czech.
An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"
He flew off the Handel
Urine trouble.
He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.
You rub them the wrong way
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
Removed
They would have discovered Penicil(e)
They end up in a custardy battle.
RIP in box
He got hurt from harmful rays
People got lit and turnt.
Sith happens.
36
The letter "m."
He gets stumped.
It chips.
The Rice-child was born.
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
You have to get Alloy-er
He was foiled.
They get toad away.
I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(
You get your wife, truck, and land back.
You are turbanned
Urine big trouble...
He lost the plot.
They Fallout
UCLA
Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.
They end up in a shallow grave.
The other plants have to photosympathize with it
You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!
You don't know which witch is which!
She got a Zebra.
You get a Hyperlink...
He over 'd
He was soda pressed.
Debrie everywhere.
Amy Swallowa.
He develops LEPTONspirosis.
They quit smoking.
Rick rolled.
Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.
He tripped on acid
The Dark Knight Rises.
They were pitted against each other
Cross country
Thai-land.
On charges of battery.
He got a battery charge.
You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke
A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)
Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.
I'm stuck on you!
Forget-me-nuts.
Because he lives at the navel observatory
He's Biden his time.
He ate a Pb and J sandwich.
Because 7 ate 9.
Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
A leave of Absinthe.
