I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.
He joins AARP
It would've just been "mas".
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
You get repercussions
It was an explosive success
Udder destruction!
They ketchup.
He stopped making cents.
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
They went down the drain.
The doctor had to heal-ium.
Cher nob'll fall out.
It was Lufthansa plane
He went back to square one....
He became Sir Loin
He sat in his own pew.
I reddit.
You get kicked out of the petting zoo.
You owe them an anthrapology
He gets stoned.. Badum tsss
They Argon...
It gets toad away
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!
He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.
You get Halo-tosis.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
The plot thickens.
He was ill.
To be put out.
He suffered an elegiac reaction.
It staged a coup
An innocent bystumbler
JUST ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!
Sorry, repost
You get a VHS tape.
An amber alert was issued
I don't know, I've never tri
They sue Kabul Yacht.
He became enlightened.
You right a Czech.
An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"
He flew off the Handel
Urine trouble.
He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.
You rub them the wrong way
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
Removed
They would have discovered Penicil(e)
They end up in a custardy battle.
RIP in box
People got lit and turnt.
Sith happens.
36
The letter "m."
He gets stumped.
It chips.
The Rice-child was born.
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
You have to get Alloy-er
He was foiled.
They get toad away.
I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(
You get your wife, truck, and land back.
You are turbanned
Urine big trouble...
He lost the plot.
They Fallout
UCLA
Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.
They end up in a shallow grave.
The other plants have to photosympathize with it
You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!
You don't know which witch is which!
She got a Zebra.
He over 'd
He was soda pressed.
Debrie everywhere.
Amy Swallowa.
He develops LEPTONspirosis.
They quit smoking.
Rick rolled.
He tripped on acid
They were pitted against each other
A flat miner.
It was an udder catastrophe.
You died of dysentery. Sorry.
Does it matter?
It Hertz.
You call an investigator
It gets wet.
Jack and the beans talk
They start tipping balls.
The second coming of Jess.
Polaroids! I'm so bored...
I'll post the answer tomorrow.
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*
He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.
He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
Irish pride
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Nevermind.
Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway
Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.
Skelly-vision!
Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."
Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.
A solar panel.
When you can't pay cash.
