Happen Jokes

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

Radio Shack Jokes More Radio Shack Jokes

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What you gonna do on St. Valentine's Day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

Ok Jokes More Ok Jokes

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

Happen Jokes

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

What happens when sharks take their clothes off?

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

What happened to the body builder...whose favorite gym closed down?

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany?

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

What happens when you die?

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

When did this happen?

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

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What happened to your three week diet?

What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

What's happened to this one?

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

What happened to the Milkman?

What happens when you put a condom inside another condom?

Birthday State of Mind

What happened to drugs, kids?

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

What happened when the carrot died?

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Who's there! Benny! Bennny who?

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

How does clickbait work?

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch?

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

What happened when the barman died?

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

What happens when a clown farts?

What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

Why do bad things happen to good people?

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

What is it with people who text and drive?

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

What just happened there?

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

What happens to criminal photons?

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

What happens when an egg laughs?

What's happening!?

Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show?

What Happens when you fart in church?

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

What happened to the tyrannical peach?

What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?