Root Beer Floats!
It popped a wheelie.
He didn't take it - he already had a door!
They go sharkers!
He gets Toad
They were PRONOUNS dead
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
He was depressed.
Someone gets fired.
He was convicted of fragrancy.
You get a sun *Bern.*
She's almost as smart as a man.
He got autobahned
They broke up.
Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff
He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!
It gets curvy.
When did what happen
There was some money in the kitty!
His bark was much worse than it's bite!
Player: I finished it in three days!
He got the cold shoulder.
I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
He gets claustrophobic!
Donald Ducks
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
He had to get a new goat!
You get a frostbite!
He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!
Conception
We still have drugs!
He grew up to be a bellhop!
You would rise and shine.
There was a huge turnip at the funeral.
They got married in the spring.
Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)
Benny thing happening!
There's no punch line.
She laid a sidewalk!
Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!
You bust a nut
It gets a lil' kick.
The owner calls Triple Eh.
The police held an inn-quest
She moved.
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.
It doesn't matter.
An Algo-rhythm.
To even out the good things that happen to bad people.
It got shelved.
She has it bronzed.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
It made him wed his plants!
Buddy says "Eumetazoa."
He lost it.
They get put in prism!
Ebowla.
It fro's up.
RECALCULATING....*
Pandemonium breaks out.
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
Mammary loss &nbsp I made this up myself!
They saw what happened to the sheep
He cracks up
Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!
Handy Manny took his job.
You sit in your own pew
He charges you double.
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
He got impeached!
The Czech bounced.
It breaks the trunk.
There was no reaction
A) I don't know he also stole my watch.
It's Bill Withers.
He pasta away
No one knows it's never happened.
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
A Soviet Reunion.
He Ran Solo...
He was 0K.
It knocked him cold.
No one knows. It's never happened.
Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did
It caused a revolution.
He got Lemonaids.
Microwave.
Did they release a GTA Go
He saw stars.
You get a solid-state frizzicist.
It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens
The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!
OP delivers.
They gave him the cold shoulder.
He was sent to the udder side
You get salmonella
It loses its cool.
They all fell off a truck.
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.
The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)
A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...
High koala tea
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
Sounds like he had already done the... time
The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.
The 12th floor.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Because he fainted.
