There was no reaction
A) I don't know he also stole my watch.
It's Bill Withers.
He pasta away
No one knows it's never happened.
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
A Soviet Reunion.
He Ran Solo...
He was 0K.
It knocked him cold.
It caused a revolution.
He got Lemonaids.
Microwave.
He saw stars.
You get a solid-state frizzicist.
The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!
They gave him the cold shoulder.
He was sent to the udder side
You get salmonella
It loses its cool.
You let it sink in.
Bacon would go up!
He had a stalemate.
Business kept falling off!
You get kicked out of the petting zoo.
I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.
I don't know but they're OK now.
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
He got Pasta-toots.
I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.
The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'
She was beside herself.
He got fired.
It was given two consecutive sentences.
A waynebow.
They have a custardy battle
America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"
They respawn.
He died in his teepee
They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk
UCLA
He waits for it at the next stop.
It wood rock.
Pupil: It's stolen!
Nobody nose.
Both crews were marooned.
Fell through the cracks.
He will B flat
This needs to happen.
It eggs-plodes!
It sinks.
Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen
First it goes ping then it goes pong.
You suffer from pickled hearing!
She had mittens!
He cracked up.
The where petrified.
Nobody's herd.
Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.
They change into brrrrrro's.
IDK, i'm just a banana.
He got the cold shoulder.
You would get severe frostbite.
There was a run on sentences.
They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
He lost his hearing.
You can hear a cough drop.
Depends.
Sheeran
It is put in imPRISMment!
They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.
He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds
You get your job and your wife back.
It became a daddy short legs!
You pop up all night.
He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.
The guy gets fierious.
None. It will happen itself.
It gets toad away
They will give you a piece of your mind.
He's Biden his time.
Because he lives at the navel observatory
Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.
I don't remember.
Vladimir's Poo Tin
Lincoln. He made the most cents.
You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)
You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.
Illumi-naughty
See you next month
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens
They wear mittens.
Because they all wore mittens.
