What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

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Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that

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Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.