What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

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What's it made of?

An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "

What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

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How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

Why do social justice warriors hate math?

All the inequalities

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What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.