What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

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How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion!

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.