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What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

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Who makes the best fried chicken?

Crispin Glover.

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

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What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.