What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

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What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

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What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

Would you like fries with that

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What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers?

Arizona

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

Salt Rifle Jokes More Salt Rifle Jokes

What is a chefs weapon of choice?

A salt rifle

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.