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What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

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What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.

Salt Rifle Jokes More Salt Rifle Jokes

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What is a chefs weapon of choice?

A salt rifle