What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

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What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

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How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

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What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

What do you call a soldier with long arms?

An army soldier

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What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

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What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.