What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

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Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What is that famous Raider saying?

Next season!!! Hater nation!!!

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

Salt Rifle Jokes More Salt Rifle Jokes

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What is a chefs weapon of choice?

A salt rifle