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What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

When it's French fried.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What is that famous Raider saying?

Next season!!! Hater nation!!!

Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.

Salt Rifle Jokes More Salt Rifle Jokes

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What is a chefs weapon of choice?

A salt rifle