What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

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What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What do they use frozen band-aids for?

Cold cuts.

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What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

Would you like fries with that

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

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What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

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What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.