What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

What do you call a soldier with long arms?

An army soldier

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

Salt Rifle Jokes More Salt Rifle Jokes

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What is a chefs weapon of choice?

A salt rifle