A marine biologist.
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Coffee Mug
You can make soldiers out of toast!
Well done.
So they would end up with seasoned veterans.
Because his arms were blown off.
Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"
A seasoned veteran
A seasoned veteran.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
Arizona
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An army soldier
If it's red on top, fire in the hole.
March Fourth
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
IUD
So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!
There was a loo tenant inside.
Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."
Because they have just finished a 31 day March.
Because there are no gaze in the military
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"
They have access to arms.
A salt rifle.
Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
A smile and wave!
Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*
Little Caesars.
Gladiator.
Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March
Because he told everyone to march fourth.
Because it was a double-crosser
It was attached to my bumper...
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk
When he turns into his cage!
Because they research everything.
What are our scientists doing
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
A computer only has to have information punched into it once.
A French Fried
