A marine biologist.
You can make soldiers out of toast!
Well done.
So they would end up with seasoned veterans.
A seasoned veteran
A seasoned veteran.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
Arizona
An army soldier
If it's red on top, fire in the hole.
March Fourth
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
IUD
So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!
There was a loo tenant inside.
Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."
Because they have just finished a 31 day March.
Because there are no gaze in the military
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"
They have access to arms.
A salt rifle.
Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
A smile and wave!
Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*
Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.
Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.
Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.
Because German soldiers like to march in the shade
It turned into a hexagon.
You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har.
This is my body, I'm nice with jam.
Crusty
Salt
One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt
Somewhere around a buck an ear.
They can't stand a Nickleback!
So the German soldiers can march in shade.
Because the German army likes to march in the shade.
Because they don't like Turkey
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!