The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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Who's there! Alison! Alison who?

Alison to my radio in the mornings!

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

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What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.