My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.

Old Brother Jokes More Old Brother Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Comic Book Jokes More Comic Book Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

Conclusion Jokes More Conclusion Jokes

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.