My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

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A holy terror.

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How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

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What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles?

A car-toonist!

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He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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It's on the front page

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...