My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

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Don't worry they'll tell you.

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

How did the hipster make it to the front page?

He did it before it was cool

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.