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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.

What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page?

Alt+Right

Old Brother Jokes More Old Brother Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Comic Book Jokes More Comic Book Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

Conclusion Jokes More Conclusion Jokes

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...