My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

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How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

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How am I not qualified?

Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"

What do you call a woman who can't draw?

Tracy

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

How do you get to the front page of reddit?

Lack of originality

Old Brother Jokes More Old Brother Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

Comic Book Jokes More Comic Book Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

Conclusion Jokes More Conclusion Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride