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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle?

Nobody can.

Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

Old Brother Jokes More Old Brother Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Comic Book Jokes More Comic Book Jokes

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Conclusion Jokes More Conclusion Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride