What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!