What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

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What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player?

Pocahontas

What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.