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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

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How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

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What is the worst race of ghosts?

Spooks

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.