What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

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What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

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Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas Eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!