What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

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Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.