What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

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Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!