How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

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Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!