How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!