How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

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What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

She couldn't raise enough dough.

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How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.