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How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

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Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

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What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

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When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!