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How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!