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How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

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How do you raise a baby elephant?

With a fork lift truck!

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!