What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

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How do construction workers party?

They raise the roof.

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

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What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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What do plums and bunnies have in common?

They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple

What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch