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What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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What are homeless ducks always asking for?

A lil bit of quack

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

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Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

Because celery stalks

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

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Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?

It has 4 rabbits' feet.

What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon