What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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What should i do now?

To which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else!"

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

Because celery stalks

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.