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What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

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What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

Celery Jokes More Celery Jokes

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

What did one bunny say to the other bunny?

There's a sale on at the carrot store!