What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

What do call an old man that asks questions?

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

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What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

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Who's there! Bunny! Bunny who?

Bunny thing is I've forgotten now!kn

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!