What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry.

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

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Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

Celery Jokes More Celery Jokes

What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

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Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)