What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

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Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

Because celery stalks

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.