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What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

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Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

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How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?

Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!